Miniature Philosopher Mugs

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."