Pint-sized Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a dose of wisdom and humor! Our mugs for pint-sized philosophers feature clever designs that make learning fun and inspiring every morning.

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'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.' mockup

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

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'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!' mockup

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

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'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.' mockup

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

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"What does your father do for a living?"

"What does your father do for a living?" mockup

"What does your father do for a living?"

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"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me." mockup

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.' mockup

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

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Pigeon Little

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?" mockup

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

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Reverse psychology

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense." mockup

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.' mockup

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

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'Sharon's into genetic engineering!' mockup

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

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Sun Flower.

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons." mockup

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

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"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it." mockup

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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Baby dressed for the opera.

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Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.' mockup

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

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"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby." mockup

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?" mockup

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

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'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.' mockup

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

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I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep. mockup

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

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Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had! mockup

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!' mockup

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

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Pint-sized Philosopher Mugs Collection

Pint-sized Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that inspire curiosity and creativity. A charming addition to any learning space or child's room.

Pint-sized Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that ignite imagination and celebrate inquisitiveness. Perfect for decorating a creative space or classroom.

Pint-sized Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our fun and witty t-shirts for young thinkers. Ideal for encouraging curiosity and making a statement of your little philosopher's personality.