Miniature Scholar Prints

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Playdough's The Republic

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

King Kongs first christmas

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

A young positivist.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"They're class action figures."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Building

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Sushi Train Set.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."