Mini Medievalist Prints

Knight of the sandcastle.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Playdough's The Republic

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Joust Sharpener

TV jester.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'