Mini Medievalist Gifts

Knight of the sandcastle.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Playdough's The Republic

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

A baby playing on a grand piano

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

underwater knight