Mini Modernist Gifts

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Baby Piano

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Man showing in the rain.

The Selfie

Baby Mozart.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

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Baby Playing Violin

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Let us pray...'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Take a bow!

Violin Player

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'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'