Mini Modernist Pillows

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Baby Piano

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Baby Mozart.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man showing in the rain.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The Selfie

Baby Playing Violin

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A baby playing on a grand piano

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'Let us pray...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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Violin Player

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

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