Metal Minimalist Gifts

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

The Bare Minimum

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.