Tiny Philosophers Pillows

"Sure, potty training is your ticket into society, but you lose the primeval freedom of diapers."

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "