Tiny Mathematician Pillows

Today we learned to count to one.

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Hobby Store

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Alternative Accountants

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Darling, you complete me!"