Mini Mathematician Pillows

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'd better do my own homework from now on Dad..."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Thank you

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Today we learned to count to one.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

A young positivist.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"