Mini Mathematician Mugs

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'd better do my own homework from now on Dad..."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Thank you

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

A young positivist.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'