Tiny Astronomer Gifts

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Today we learned to count to one.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Poem about Sand

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"He wants to be an architect."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Spider Preschool.

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Sippy cup holders!"

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!