Tiny Things Astronomer Gifts

A Poem about Sand

Alien David statue

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

Annoyed planet.

Full mooning

"Living in space is just like living on Earth"

"How many times have I told you to stop picking your craters?"

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

When Astronomers Party.

Lesser-known phases of the moon. Hey! Rebellious. Why does earth keep staring at me? Awkward. Shy. Immature.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'