Tiny Things Astronomer T-Shirts

A Poem about Sand

Alien David statue

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

Annoyed planet.

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

"How many times have I told you to stop picking your craters?"

Full mooning

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'