Tiny Innovator Mugs

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Cloud Computing.

Children's Imagination

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"It must be still charging."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Mark Zuckerberg

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.