Tiny Entrepreneur Mugs

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

SALE

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."