Tiny Tech Genius Mugs

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'