Tiny Innovator Prints

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Cloud Computing.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Children's Imagination

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It must be still charging."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."