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A boy acting suspiciously

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"He did it!"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

A spy

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo