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A boy acting suspiciously

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

A spy

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Joke Shop.