Duck Deceiver Gifts

Crafty Fish.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'This duck call works too well.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Your bill sir.'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Gardener of the Year.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

"See...polystyrene!"

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"They're not home.."

Blue Upright

Good duck, bad duck.

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Where's the duck?'