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Takes One to Know One

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

The life of penguins.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Bertolt Brecht

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Frog Prince

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"