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"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The life of penguins.

Antler Buzzers.