Master Of Suspicion Prints

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Houdini's infancy.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it