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'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

One Size Fits All.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

US Camouflage School

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No. I can still see you."

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

The camouflage skills,Norman had practiced in his living room were to prove less effective in the wild!

Cognito vs in-cognito

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

The Secret Service gets a new look.