Map Folding Master T-Shirts

"I am folding my AAA map and I'm shutting my mouth!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

The Origami Society...

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Prostate: 51st State

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The New World Order

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Sat-Nav for Men

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Pelican and Origami

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

A series of Exit signs.

"I think I'm lost."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"This must be Easter Island!"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

You are everywhere.