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'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I think I'm lost."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"...We can't just drive off when he's half way through."

Man with plan and maze

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Kirsten Johnson

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Painting

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Study more to pass more tests.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"Hey—no cheating!"

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Orienteering 101

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.