Metric Maestro T-Shirts

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

IRS tax instructions.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Cool game!"

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"You still working on your car?"

"We're all metric now..."

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."