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"Lucky Guess."

IRS tax instructions.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Ever since you put your two cents worth in, the accounts have been wrong by two cents.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Project Manager Showdown

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Treat me easy this morning.'