Math Maestro Gifts

"Lucky Guess."

IRS tax instructions.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Ever since you put your two cents worth in, the accounts have been wrong by two cents.'

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...