Maths Maestro Gifts

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Speed reader...?"

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Hello?"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'