Mechanics Maestro Gifts

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Musical Bicycle.

IRS tax instructions.

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Employees need to be treated like adults...