Math Maestros Gifts

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Graduation Speech.

Counting part time employees is the new math.

When Cells Divide

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Staff Yearbook

Math Teacher

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Something just didn't add up."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”