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'Got a quarter?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

IRS tax instructions.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Study more to pass more tests.

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Cool game!"

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.