Meter Maestro Gifts

'Got a quarter?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

IRS tax instructions.

Study more to pass more tests.

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Cool game!"

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Amnesiac Deja View

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'