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Hairdressing for Bald People

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

SupermarketAwful Market.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Computer Music

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I think I'm lost."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

Amnesiac Deja View