Marking Master T-Shirts

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

The president's men

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"We're all metric now..."

Printing Room

Track runner running out of track

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Dangerous weapons.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Rebels without a magic marker

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

Wall Street - Red Flag To A Bull

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

Hairdressing for Bald People

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Sniper Rec Room

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Playing Scrabble.

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Mergers Acquisitions

A hunter missing his target

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'