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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The president's men

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."