Metric Maestro Pillows

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

IRS tax instructions.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Cool game!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"We're all metric now..."

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'