Master Of The Fold Gifts

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

One Size Fits All.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

US Camouflage School

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"No. I can still see you."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

The camouflage skills,Norman had practiced in his living room were to prove less effective in the wild!

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

The Secret Service gets a new look.

Cognito vs in-cognito

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."