Master Of Office Maneuvering Gifts

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Multi-tasking.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

"Any questions?"

'As soon as I saw you, I knew you were the right man for the job.'

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'