Master Of Office Maneuvering Pillows

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Multi-tasking.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"Any questions?"

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."

"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."

"In business it's called "constant contact." In society it's called "stalking"".

'I try to encourage creativity.'