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"For what we are about to receive...."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Solitaire card shark.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

US Camouflage School

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"No. I can still see you."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Cognito vs in-cognito

Psychologist has a happy mask on.