Bluff Masters T-Shirts

Call My Bluff: "I've got a gun."

Rock Climber

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

The Masters.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Solitaire card shark.

Musician plugged into amp.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Motor-blender.

'I'm all in.'

Jackson Pollock.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

Easter Island poker.

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'