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'It was nothing personal, Joe. I merely asked whether a card was missing.'

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Tina Turner

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I love your work!"

Hoxton map.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Vincent Van Goth.

The Death of Marat

Solitaire card shark.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

'I'm all in.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

A monument gets down from his plinth.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Pirate Artist

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Man Painting Road.