Bluff Masters Mugs

Call My Bluff: "I've got a gun."

Rock Climber

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Solitaire card shark.

Musician plugged into amp.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I'm all in.'

Motor-blender.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Easter Island poker.

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'