Distraction Humor Pillows

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I have to get this project finished."

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Are you listening to me?"

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'