Distraction Humor Mugs

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"I have to get this project finished."

"This isn't really helping."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Are you listening to me?"

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'