Distracted Driver Humorist Pillows

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Okay. Hit it."

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Speed Checked By Radar.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Toad roadkill.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'I've been glamped!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

Detour 50c.

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Lincoln Lane

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.