Distracted Driver Humorist Pillows

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Okay. Hit it."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Toad roadkill.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'I've been glamped!'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Lincoln Lane

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Detour 50c.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Enormous Flying Carpet.

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."