Disgrace Devotee Pillows

J. M. Coetzee

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Camouflage Unit

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

Turkey Owl

Head For Business

School of Karate

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

The doctor is in... cognito

"A film contract about your life and a percentage of the box office takings. How does that grab you?"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing